Thursday, July 02, 2009

Just Do It?

Regular readers know that, while I am squarely moderate on issues related to the environment, I also hold environmentalists in low regard.

The problems with the green movement are myriad, from their unquestioned allegiance to the Democratic party, to their unwillingness to know when their beating a dead owl.

The greatest fault of contemporary environmentalism, however lies in its willingess to support any and all legislation that claims to be "green". Ban DDT? Absolutely! Ethanol subsidies? Sign us up! Stipends for SUV owners? Um, well, if the Sierra Club says so.

Objections to the above mentioned legislative failures have been met by resorting to a false choice between doing something and doing nothing. Above all else, environmentalists like to act, and they REALLY like making everyone else act.

This proclivity has been taken to new heights in the dialogue over the execrable Waxman-Markey bill, which essentially functions as complicated tax on energy. In and of itself, this idea is not untenable. However, studies show that the bill will cost us trillions of dollars, while having no measurable impact on climate change.

As Thomas Friedman writes in the New York Times:

A simple, straightforward carbon tax would have made much more sense than this Rube Goldberg contraption.


A sensible rebuke of "a mess" of a bill that Friedman "detests". Alas, so begins Friedman's bizarre defense of the bill.

Enter the gaseous reasoning of the environmental left in this country. Friedman continues:

More important, my gut tells me that if the U.S. government puts a price on carbon, even a weak one, it will usher in a new mind-set among consumers, investors, farmers, innovators and entrepreneurs that in time will make a big difference


Let's hope this guy isn't on a jury anytime soon. Relying on your gut is a rather fuzzy proposition for a movement that claims to be steeped in matters of settled science. Alas, the empirical rationale offered by Friedman will have to stand, as he provides no support for his assertion that this opaque paean to lobbyists will induce an environmental renaissance.

As for those who dare contradict this unassailable wisdom? Why, they are "anti-environment".

Nonsense. I am not anti-environment (whatever that means). I simply think that,
like most guts, that of Thomas Friedman's is full of crap.

Going with your gut is a fine approach to, say, trading a second baseman, but it is a poor way to contend with science. As for me, I don't want trillion dollar decisions to be made "in the cloakrooms of the Capitol, where the coal lobby holds huge sway."

For too long, the environmental movement has confused motion for progress. It is time to for greenies to stop stammering about science in the abstract, stop evoking spiritual and bellicose overtones (we aren't at war with greenhouse gasses; there is no such thing as "mother nature"), and start talking about efficient solutions.

In spite of a veritable Democratic super-majority in the Senate, the outlook for this bill is grim. Indeed, it's passage would constitute a Pyrrhic victory for a movement that is seldom as en vogue with working families as it is in the guts of left-wing columnists.

Asking Americans to trade their hard earned dollars (and, in many cases, their livelihood) in exchange for the nebulous virtue of ostensible action is a lousy bargain. My advice to Congress? Just don't.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Some Post About a Puppy

Puppy's got a secret.



Do you know what it is?

Can you take a guess?




No, that's a good guess. Puppy appreciates good guesses. You'll have to try again, though.

That's right! Puppy can't read. Now you know everything.





















Monday, June 29, 2009

Monday Musings - 4th of July Edition

No more unwanted retrospection. More musing. I'm back. Let's roll.


As you may know, the majority of celebrities died over the weekend. R.I.P. collectively.

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Are Democrats serious about this Cap and Trade nonsense? I'm increasingly unsure. For starters, the concept itself has already failed on the open market, and as a public venture (New Zealand). The bill itself would have no impact on global temperature, and is marketed as a symbolic effort which will motivate other countries to change. Do Dems really want to be saddled with this in 2010? I don't think so.

Then there is the curious matter of the house vote. The house narrowly passed the cap and trade bill before the bill had actually been written. This is (sorta) fine for an innocuous proclamation in favor of, say, establishing a monument to memorialize some Indian. But for a "landmark" climate change bill?

Then, immediately after the house vote, Harry Reid announced to ABC news that he didn't have the votes to overcome a filibuster in the Senate. That's not the kind of announcement you make when you really want a bill to pass. If the bill fails, congressional Democrats get the best of both worlds. They can placate their green base (which isn't exactly difficult) while holding Republicans accountable for hating the environment.

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Over at Shefzilla (the unofficial blog of the best restaurant in Minneapolis), I find a sterling rebuke of our mayor's bizarre, arbitrary war on bottled water. The highlight:

The World Wildlife Fund created a two-minute video recently that explains how a single latte requires 53 gallons (or 848 cups) of water to grow the beans and feed the cows that produce the milk to make the drink.


Perfect.

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Headline on CNN.com: "Airline policies juggle larger passengers."

Sounds downright exhausting.

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It was anniversary week at the Sawyer household, and so we ate. How did we eat? We ate as follows:

Heartland - We had our anniversary dinner at the celebrated St. Paul restaurant. This is as close to perfect as dining gets. The service was outstanding, the food (Heartland features a different menu each night based on whichever local ingredients are available) was exotic (veal and duck sausage) and comfortable (tomatoes and onions) at the same time. I can't recommend this place enough.

Tavern on France - We stopped for lunch on a lark after a day of paddle-boating on Centennial's man-made lake. Their specialty is build-your-own pizzas, burgers and salads. My burger was unspectacular. The toppings were fun (because I picked them), but the meat itself was flaccid and over cooked. Burgers should never get soggy. They can be messy, but never soggy. The service was very good, though, and the patio is nice. If you must go, stick with a salad.

Izzy's Ice Cream - The yin to Pumphouse's yang. Punchy, precise flavors and dense ice cream. You've probably been there already, so I'm late to the game, but I'm beginning to actually enjoy ice cream again.

Nala Pak - Hit the lunch buffet at the vegetarian Indian place of some repute. This was a business lunch (no wifey). The food was outstanding for a buffet, with several dishes a cut above. Highlights include the dosa (brought to your table) and this rice pudding-type deal that is out of this world.

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Worried about the damn potato bugs gettin' to my tomatillos, but you know how that is. Peas are swelterin' in this heat.

Friday, June 26, 2009

The best of TPWK

Continuing the unsolicited trip down memory lane

"Hey, Steve Guttenberg. Do you get high? Do you party? You wanna get high?"

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"Disneyworld is great."

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"I mean, it's pretty obvious that you guys want to see a Swedish a cappella group that performs covers of theme music from Commodore 64 video games."

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"If she dies, she dies,"... Sen. Hillary Clinton, in response to news that Elisabeth Edwards has cancer.

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"Michigan: Die WITH your dreams."

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"Captain: It's worse than I thought.

McLaughlin: There's four people in Garfield T-shirts. Is that to whom you are referring?

Zax: They have a goat!

McLaughlin: Well, that is a little weird."

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"Horowitz: Right, no way around it. I have actually thought it some what noble. My body spliced in concentric circles, laying on a nuanced ciabatta with some melted gorgonzola. Maybe some basil and olive oil on top.

TPWK: I’m putting you in a salsa.

Horowitz: Oh…. No, no…

TPWK: …

Horowitz: Not like this."

From an interview with Horowitz, the deformed tomato. He was delicious, btw.

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"Proposed Counterattack ad:

Barack Obama's Matthew 25 coalition believes that there should only be enough oil for half of virgins. John McCain supports offshore oil exploration, so that every virgin in America can keep her lamp lit."

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What are your favorites?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Best of TPWK - 2006

Continuing my series of favorite quotes:

"Leroy: It's a Macrocosm.
Kevin: No, it isn't. "

(1/25/06)

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"Upon hearing that he had received the award, President Ahmadinejad had this to say:

"Mr. Foxman has pleased me. He will be among the last to die."

(1/17/06)

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"Anne LaMott: I was mortified: I had to eat my body weight in chocolate just to calm myself.

Me: This is why my church doesn't allow women in ministry."

(2/16/06)

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"So, what do liberals do when they receive their tax refunds? I mean, the average liberal I know makes somewhere in the vicinity of $6,400 per year. So, when they get that check for $3.43, do they feel guilty? Do they act like Liam Neeson, at the end of "Schindler's List" when he equates his material possessions to the lives they could have saved?"

(3/20/06)

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"I am going to waste you at Centipede..."

(4/18/06)

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Not a quote, and I have no ideas why I put it on my blog to begin with.



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A fully grown organutan: I'M SORRY SOUL SISTA! YOU AIN'T GOT NO RACK-O MOJO!"

(5/3/2006)

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Joke: A Rabbi and a Priest walk in to the bar. Bartender asks what they want. The Priest asks for a Michelob. The Rabbi says to the Priest "I didn't know priests could drink." The Priest says "then why did you bring me to a bar? What else are we supposed to do, play darts? For crying out loud." The Rabbi says "dude, sorry I brought it up. The Priest says "well, I just don't understand the logic. There are any number of places we could've gone. If I can't drink, we could've gone to any one of them." The Rabbi says "hey, let's just keep it cool, okay? Are we cool?" The Rabbi orders a whiskey and coke, and sips it awkwardly for about three minutes.

(6/22/06)

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What are your favorites?

Monday, June 22, 2009

Best of TPWK - 2005

I'm taking the week off, creative-wise. Fortunately, I've been doing this for almost four years, so I'm pulling a greatest hits out of my ass. Without any further adieu, and for the rest of this week, I offer some of my favorite lines from past posts.

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"Robots sometimes come into my room, and play my nintendo. Then they read my books, and tell me my literary tastes are, and I quote, "banal"." (9/5/05)

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"I'm as happy as an al paca in a Pennsylvania whorehouse." (10/27/2005)

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"Sometimes cats choke on balloon leftovers. " (10/24/2005)

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"No? Too much? Oh, pardon me then while I go crap on those infants over there. You think I'm playing games? I've got the bird flu man. You do NOT know what I'm capable of. Get bronzing, you bitch!" (11/2/2005)

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"Perhaps Mark, being from San Francisco, does not know where babies come from. Mark, they come from sex, and sixteen babies come from lots and lots of sex. Married Christians have sex. Lots of sex. Weird sex, even" (11/15/2005)

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"This morning I tried to go to Brueggers, but the wizard wouldn't let me in. He's getting ridiculous, the wizard." (11/30/2005)

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"I AM A 12th LEVEL BLOGGER " (12/1/2005)

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"TPWK: It's clip art of two bears having sex. That is completely inappropriate.

Ochuk: The clip art masks the sadness inside." (12/2/2005)

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"I'm gonna start swallowing my toothpaste. I mean, why the hell not?" (12/13/2005)

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"I hate the fact that my tax dollars (and yes, they are MY tax dollars, even though I happen to be a white male) fund the services of such incompetent teet-suckers as Jack Allison, and every other government-employed lowlife who can't find a job in the real world."

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New Years Prediction for 2006: "Small children will continue their love/hate relationship with electrical outlets." (12/26/05)

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Let me get this straight

So... My tax dollars are being used to reward those who made the most harmful environmental decisions?

And this is the pragmatic approach to environmentalism I am supposed to rally behind?

'Cause this makes me want to spray adorable baby owls with the gasoline I've not transmitted to the ozone layer by virtue of insisting on fuel efficient vehicles.

At minimum, when going green isn't popular anymore (say, June of 2013), I will be using this idiotic legislation to remind by hippie friends why I will never become an "environmentalist". The movement simply isn't ready for prime time.

Just sayin'.